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Be a boxer
Be a punching bag
Be someone with a lot of big promises who doesn’t follow through
Be with your clumsiest friends at all time
Be in a group of actors who do stage fighting
Be that person behind someone about to be punched who ducks at the last minute
Be the walls of a room filled with people who have anger issues
Be undeserved of a punch
Actually you can do anything and be punched so just be yourself
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How To Be Punched

Jennie Howitt

Be punch-worthy
Be a boxer
Be a punching bag
Be someone with a lot of big promises who doesn’t follow through
Be with your clumsiest friends at all time
Be in a group of actors who do stage fighting
Be that person behind someone about to be punched who ducks at the last minute
Be the walls of a room filled with people who have anger issues
Be undeserved of a punch
Actually you can do anything and be punched so just be yourself